This is true. It is why I never do it. Until last year I sucked at lathering too, which is unfortunate because I love that word.

‘Lathering’.

‘Hey, what are you up to?’
‘Not much, just doing lathering.’

Great word.

What were we talking about? Ah yes. My terminal suck in the presence of a razor. I was just in the bathroom lathering and I noticed how much hair my face had accumulated in the past number of weeks. Sometimes I feel like my beard looks like the nest of an angry and retarded bird. I think I will shave sometime this weekend, with a delicate ritual preceding. I imagine that when I have shaved, I will feel a sense of accomplishment that business men and architects feel on a daily basis.