Destined to die

January 4, 2007

What I need is some immortal friends. I am getting pretty annoyed and upset by the fact that all you guys will someday die, some sooner than others (looking at you, friend with ridiculous number of middle names). Don’t suggest poems or literature; those things are relatively finite also. Jesus is a loser and I hear from reliable sources that God is dead. Odin has a posse and I would just be a fifth wheel on top of those ravens, wolves, and his excessively legged horse. Maybe I will go the other route and try to befriend some skeletons. Skeletons like minimal techno right?