Inside lay hard boiled eggs.

This coming Saturday I am going to fashion a fantastic meatloaf that will be delicious in all its intricacies. The second step, after divining the ingredients, is to visualize the meatloaf for a few days. That is the step that I am on.

I like to visualize my meatloaf slowly turning like an expensive car on display. Behind it stands a pretty girl holding a bottle of A1 and crying because she is imaginary and will never eat my meatloaf. Man, that is sad. Life is so unfair and it is difficult.