Useful knowledge from a useless place
January 25, 2007
Dear readers,
I have recently discovered that telling someone they look like David Hasselhoff is very offensive. If you tell someone that they look like, act like, or resemble David Hasselhoff in anyway they will be offended. This is a fact. A certainty.
Regards,
Neil.
P.S. I know a guy who once told his girlfriend that she looked like a female Pete Townsend. She broke up with him. This is relevant somehow. At least I think so.
