So I was watching the Warriors the other day, you know, based on Xenophon. Anywhat I was thinking of how contemporary gang-violence should take a note of this film, and become more spectacular. No more bloods and crips and those stupid asian gangs (the ones with ridiculous hair), and let’s bust out some really sweet gang names. Here is a list of names if you want to start one.

The Blackjacks, The Charlemagnes, The Colt 45’s, The Dingos, The Eight Avenue Apaches, The Firetasters, The Howitzers, The Judas Bunch, The Locos, The Meatpackers, The Napoleons, The Ninth Avenue Razors, The Queen’s Bridge Mutilators, The Shanghai Sultans, The Southern Cross, The Stilletos, The Stonebreakers, The Xenophones, The Xylophones, The Zodiacs.