like a deranged Groucho Marx
April 11, 2007
Wow, I have such great elevator etiquette. I always face the doors and I don’t lean on the wall all cocky-like. When someone gets in I ask, “What floor?” with my hand hovering over the buttons; I never say, “Can I push your button for you?” while raising and lowering my eyebrows at a fantastic rate.
No, I am downright cordial in elevators.
