Formidable raisins

Someone repositioned the mirror in my bathroom while I was gone so that if you are as tall as I am, a man, and stand peeing while looking in the mirror, you can see your own ding-dang.

All I could think was, ‘Man, that doesn’t look right.’

Just kidding. All I could think was, ‘C’est un racine formidable.’

Still kidding. I was really thinking about balloons and bumblebees and a ham sandwich.