Pee pee paroxysms

I have been saving this story for some time, and now blog, I think things are ready.

I was recently in the lavoratory when a man walked in and started using the adjacent urinal. He was an older man, probably a tenured professor. His business was done sooner than mine and when finished, he got to shaking- furiously. It was frightening. I was afraid that he was mad at his ding-dang and almost interceded on its behalf. There was a lot of grunting and whipping and several times he rose to his toes and dropped hard to his heels. I had to close my eyes and imagine bumblebees attacking Roger Daltry inside of a green balloon just to finish my communion.

Man, shake it, don’t break it; it took your momma nine months to make it.